Man, was the tension in the debate room so thick you could cut it with a knife tonight!
‘Ol Slick Willy had a look of sheer anxiety and horror, as several of his rape victims sat not far behind him during the debate. ‘Ol Slick Willy knew his past transgressions would be brought up as well, by Trump, if his despicable wife, Crooked Hillary, were to bring up the audio tape which came out a couple of days ago, which she did, so Trump let the Clintons have it!
Trump owned up to his locker room talk and apologized, and then was able to completely control the debate for the rest of the night. He promised us that if he becomes President, he will appoint a special prosecutor to go over her crimes again and lock her up.
Trump told Hillary that if he were President, she’d be in prison.
Hillary laid out long laundry lists of what she’d do that would not be effective in Syria and with healthcare, and Trump called her out for all of it.
And ‘Ol Slick Willy sat there, feeling his former rape victims breathing down the back of his neck, and looked all freaked out the whole time.