Well, there’s certainly one way to make sure that your real estate listing gets noticed. You can always go with the ever so popular (at least among barely legal teenage girls who can’t think far enough ahead to a post collegiate job interview, in which EVERYTHING from the past surfaces), bathroom mirror nude selfie.
The home is listed in Austin, Texas and is selling for $389,500.00. This is the description in the actual listing:
Beautiful three story condo located in central Austin, backing up to a wooded greenbelt. This condo had several windows that overlook the gorgeous greenbelt that is full of large trees. The windows have custom plantation shutters. Each story has its own deck as well as its own central air/heat. The condo is also equipped with a central vacuum system.
The seller obviously forgot to mention that the penis in the mirror does not convey, but we’re sure that if the buyer is motivated enough, and super hot and sexy, he would be willing to let it convey, at least for a time.
So, do you think this was an honest mistake? Or do you think the guy is a gorilla marketer and knows exactly what he was doing?