Boy, has The Mooch just gone and blown a head gasket now!
B.Hussein Obama, the first Muslim President in U.S. history, will also be remembered as the first openly gay President in U.S. history as well, though his husband, Michael, tried to disguise himself as a woman by the name of Michelle for eight years, but none of us bought it. The adopted children were a nice touch, too, but we didn’t buy that, either.
Anyway, Michael is all upset now, because according to media outlet USA News, soon to be First Daughter, Ivanka Trump, gets his room.
Michael Obama used the First Lady’s office as nothing more than a personal travel agency for the last eight years, where he’d sit and plan his family’s next vacation. Ivanka, however, will use the room to help her father get things done for America.