Oh my. What a cutie! Remember how we used to say that we actually bought playboy for the articles? I guess that lie would be synonymous these days with saying we only watch Fox for the news.
How’d you like to be the guy zipping up that dress?
And yes, I know your eyes are up there, but I’d rather keep staring down here.
Oh, the things I could think of to do with those handcuffs!