There are Zen masters, and then there are Zen idiots. One such Zen idiot thought that his super secret Zen ninja powers were so totally awesome that he could defeat his opponent with his mind and by using the synergies of the Universe.
In this video, our idiotic Zen master challenges his opponent to a contact vs. no-contact fight. His opponent could beat the crap out of him, physically, and the super squirrel Zen ninja would use his magic to defeat him. Or so he thought. As you’ll be able to tell from watching the video, things didn’t work out quite like he’d hoped. Maybe it’s time for him to go back to playing Pokemon in his mamma’s basement.