Kids these days will just never understand!
Understand what? You ask. They have pimples as nasty as we did when they were their age, you lament.
No, here’s what I’m talking about. These kids these days are lucky enough to PROFIT from these nasty zits! They record themselves popping these pimples and zits and upload the videos to YouTube and get revenues from Google ads that appear on the video.
So, that’s what they just don’t understand. When we were kids, we had to just walk around with nasty zits on our faces and bodies, and when we popped them, it was usually done in private with no fanfare, and certainly no profit. Now these kids these days are “going viral” and becoming internet famous for having acne and getting paid mad cash for doing so.
We had to mow grass in the summer and shovel snow in the winter for pocket money.